shorty asked: Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
>section and Gerry says to Paddy, “Dat’s dem.” The owner comes over and
>asks if he can help them.
>
>Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere lit! tle budgies in dat cage up dere,”
>says Gerry,
>
>The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the
>birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry’s Hiace to drive to the top of
>the Conor Pass.
>
>At the Conor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says, “Dis
>looks like a grand place.”
>
>He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps
>off the cliff.
>
>Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself
>stone dead.
>
>Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and
>says; “Feck dat. Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me.”
>
>PART TWO:
>
>Moment’s later Seamus arrives up at Conor Pass. He’s been to the pet
>shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper
>bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
>
>Hi, Paddy. Watch dis, “Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
>throws himself over the edge of the cliff.
>
>Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
>parrot.
>Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
>breaks every bone in his body.
>
>Paddy shakes his head and says, “And I’m never trying dat parrotshooting
>either.”
>
>PART THREE:
>
>Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean Og
>appears. He’s also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out
>of which he pulls a chicken.
>
>Sean Og then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down
>until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
>
>Once more Paddy shakes his head – “Feck that Lads. First der was Gerry
>with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting and now Sean Og is
>feckin’ hengliding.”
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